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Smelly Garage? Don't Want to Start Your Day With a Whiff of Trash Every Morning, But Don't Have Time To Clean Your Bins?
Get Your Trash Cans Cleaned, Sanitized, and Deodorized for Only $1.00!
On this page ONLY you can get your first clean for a BUCK when you join the Clean Bins Club. No hassle, no stress, and nothing weird.
598+ other people in Missouri are already on a plan. Click the button below to get your first clean for $1!
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MONTHLY TRASH BIN CLEANING SERVICE
$20 First Bin |
And If You Hate It - Just Let Us Know! We'll Never Bill You Again, And Refund Your $1. You Have NOTHING To Lose!
It's Really JUST A BUCK!
Seriously - join the Club from this page you can get your first clean for just ONE dollar.
And when you upgrade, you’re not just getting a one-time clean. You’re joining the Clean Bins Club!
That means regular cleaning, hassle free, on your schedule. Once every 30 days or once every 60 days.
Our Normal Club Pricing
We usually charge $25 for your first bin, then $9.95 per bin after that for the GOLD plan.
That's $34.95 everything included for us to come once a month.
But Hang On...
Since you’re doing us a favor, and becoming one of the FIRST to join the club in Johnson County, I’m going to drop the price even LOWER than that.
When you take me up on this offer to join the club today, we’re going to lower the first bin fee, too!
Your total pricing when you join today looks like this:
Click The Plan You Want to Claim Your First Clean For $1
But Wait, There's More!
If you join from this page TODAY, your pricing is “Future Proof.”
Which means this price will NEVER increase no matter what happens.
I don't care if World War III makes everything 3X more expensive and the fuzz come to kick me out of my house.
This price will NOT change.
As long as you're a customer with us I will show up at your house every 30 or 60 days, whatever you pick, for the price you see above.
Like I said, this is a “thank you” for becoming one of the first people in JOCO to join the club and our exclusive launch group.
It’ll take us about 14 days before we can complete your first clean, so this future-proof pricing and ability to lock in our lowest rate EVER - FOREVER - is my way of making that a no-brainer for you, even though we can’t get out there tomorrow.
After We Clean, One of Three Things Will Happen:
FIRST, you love the work we do and you enjoyed the experience, but it's just not for you. If that's the case we'll be happy to have helped you!
SECOND, you hate the work we do, you don't like us, and you didn't like even ONE INKLING of the experience.
In all my time doing this I've never had this happen, but if it does I'll give you your $1 back immediately.
THIRD, you love the work, have a great experience, and think this could be something you want on a regular basis like our other clients.
If you pick the third option then you don't have to do anything. We'll bill you again in a month, and come by every 30 or 60 days, depending on what plan you picked, until you tell us to stop droppin' by!
How It Works:
After you've redeemed your $1 coupon and told us a time, we'll come clean your bins.
Here's what that looks like:
First, show up at your scheduled time in one the bin-cleaning trucks in our fleet. We do some cosmetic sprays to get the big chunks off, then move on to the high pressure. Like a car wash.
Next, the bin is given a thorough wash and rinse with a high-speed, hot water rotating wash column that gets off all the difficult bits and hard-to-reach-gunk.
Then, it's dried. We don't want a wet bin, so we dry the inside of the bin with our power tools. This part only takes a second but makes a WORLD of difference. It's something we've learned after doing this for a while!
Fourth, we do a final spray-down and shine of the outside of the bin to make sure the grease and gross from pizza night doesn't make your hands smelly anymore.
(Know what I'm talking about? That smell you just CANNOT get off your hands after eating wings or pizza and then you get your phone so it gets on your phone and even when you shower it's still on everything? That's what we remove, and the rest of the junk comes with it.)
Finally, we give the bin a quick spritz of our custom-formula deodorizer to keep your garage fresh until the next clean.
Sounds Good But...
What's The Catch?
Alright, you caught us.
In addition to the $1 we also need a pat on the back and for you to tell us "good job" when we're done.
Just kidding. There isn't a catch, there's no subscription plan, or anything weird.
Here are the two reasons we're doing this:
First, we love it.
I've personally served hundreds of clients from Loch Lloyd to Liberty.
Driving my truck every day, hearing the stories of how the work helps real people out...it makes my week.
I don't say that to sound corny. You'd be SHOCKED to hear how many "trash stories" people have.
That being said though, I've never advertised my work.
Business is good and I don't really need to, but I constantly get told,
"Joe - I wish I had known about you guys SOONER. I needed this during X time, my co-worker Jim would've loved this at Y time, and so-and-so needed this last week!!"
The comments are SO common I figured it was finally time to start letting people know and offer our work to EVERYONE, not just the lucky folks who see our truck and come up to us asking about our service.
Anyways, the second reason is this is my way of putting my "best foot forward."
People pay $70 to get two bins cleaned for our one-time plan.
But I don't want you to have to pay that much just to see if it's something you want.
I would make it free, but that just attracts a bunch of riff-raff, ne'er-do-wells, tire kickers, and general tomfoolery that I don't have time for.
So $1 is what I settled on.
Less than half a cup of coffee from Starbucks, 1/5 the price as an espinaca at Jose Peppers, and 1,000x less than my sister's monthly student loan bill.
$1 to see if you like it and give it a go. If you want us to come back, you don't have to do anything and we'll come by again in 30 days.
If you don't, just let us know and we'll never bill you again.
(If you REALLY hate it, we'll give you your $1 back immediately).
No subscription, no hidden continuity program, just good work and a decision for you to make based on how we do.
HOWEVER: Only 100 of These $1 Coupons Exist!
Obviously, this is a ridiculously good deal.
The reason I'm doing it is to allow as many people as possible in South OP to see if they like it without a huge obligation or anything "salesy."
BUT - this is hard work!
Driving across the metro, washing bins, deodorizing...the tools help us complete the bins quick, but it's still hard work.
Which means I have to limit the amount of coupons to just 100 across Johnson County.
That's not a lot, but we're starting there.
If you're seeing this, the offer is still good. I can't imagine I'll be able to leave this up for very long, though.
Click the button below to claim your coupon.
PLUS, here's some inside baseball: I've never advertised.
Neighbors of people we do work for come up to us all the time asking about our service.
That gets us 18-19 new customers a week with no advertising, so what do you think will happen when we start promoting this deal?
Think about it: there are over 200,000 households in Kansas City.
That's over 400,000 bins.
But only 100 of them will actually get the chance to upgrade and join for a forever-discounted rate.
When you do that math that's less than 0.05% of KC metro homes.
Which means these upgrades are going to disappear fast.
And once they're gone, one-time cleans are going to jump back to $70 for two bins.
So here's my advice: If you're still reading this, stop. Click the button below and upgrade your coupon now.
Because if you don't, someone else will. And you'll be left with putrid bins and a whole lot of regret.
Don't let that happen. Click the button and upgrade your coupon now, before it's too late.
Either Way, You're Backed By My "You'll Be Happy Or It's Free " Guarantee
Look, we're not just cleaning trash cans here.
We're giving you back your weekends, eliminating odors that ruin your morning, and hopefully making you the envy of the block.
Not only will your bins smell great, but think about how it feels to "have a guy" for something as minimal as trash cans.
And we're so darn confident you'll love it, we're putting our money where our mouth is.
Here's the deal: If you're not completely, utterly, jump-for-joy thrilled with your sparkling clean bins, we'll re-clean them for FREE.
Still not satisfied?
We'll refund your money in FULL faster than you can say "Why didn't I do this sooner?"
But let's be real - that's not going to happen.
Because when you leave for the day and come home without holding your collar over your nose, when you realize you can lift up the lid of your bins without gagging, when your kids stop complaining about taking out the trash, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without having a guy for this.
So go ahead. Join the club for a buck.
I've set this up so you've got nothing to lose and I'M the one taking all the risk.
Either you're thrilled, or it's on us.
The $1 you spend on this isn’t going to make or break our business.
We have a great set of clients, we take care of ourselves and our employees’ families, and we’re set.
We don’t DESPERATELY need your money.
I really just want to make this as easy as possible on you to say "YES!" to.
I don't even want it to be a question as to whether or not you deserve something like this, or whether it makes sense for you.
That’s why it’s a dollar for your first clean.
That’s why it’s not the price of commercial cleaning, and that’s why it’s 100% guaranteed.
No questions asked, no fine print, no hassle.
Click the button below to join the club.
Who Are We To Make Such Big Promises?
My name's Joe, I'm the founder of the Clean Bins Club of Kansas City. If you're anything like I used to be, and your trash constantly smells bad...
If you're tired of having a long day out, coming home, trudging to the mailbox, and walking up to the garage door EXHAUSTED...only to be blasted by a face full of PUTRID trash...
If you have to pull your collar over your nose and hold your breath when opening the lid to your bin...
Or if you just REALLY don't want to get elbow-deep in a pile of grease, gunk, and grime just to make sure you don't almost puke when you walk out of the house to take the kids to school...
Then click the button below and Clean Bins Club will do it for $1 when you join a plan, no long-term contract required.
Did You Know?
Your sense of smell is the most powerful of your five senses.
It brings back memories, causes déjà vu, and affects your mood at a higher level than any other sense.
In fact, scents like citrus (lemons and oranges) are proven to help with depression, scents like lavender and chamomile are proven to help calm you down, and peppermint and eucalyptus are proven to stop even the worst nausea
(Not kidding! Next time you feel nauseous just whiff some Burt's Bees or Vick's.)
Our sense of smell is so powerful, Disney pipes in chocolate chip cookie smells through Disneyland to make us feel good & release dopamine so we buy more stuff.
That's why the easiest way to have a BAD day is to start your day off with a whiff of nasty trash.
According to olfactory researchers at MIT & Cal Tech, putrid odors encountered first thing in the morning can affect your mood for the ENTIRE DAY!
(And the worst part? You might not even realize the smell is there, but your brain still registers the odor! That’s why sometimes you'll be in a bad mood without having a reason.)
Don't ruin your day as soon as you open the garage door when you can get your bins cleaned for just ONE DOLLAR.
Join The Club, And Get Your First Clean For $1:
Frequently Asked Questions
Why should I clean my trash can when its just going to get dirty again?
Do you clean your toilet? Vehicle? Clothes? All of these things require routine cleaning to keep them fresh and sanitary.
The quick answer is that they usually smell nasty. And germs don't discriminate - they are everywhere and they think the sludge in dirty bins is the perfect place to multiply. Our high pressure hot water is the perfect eco-friendly weapon to scrub out the sludge, kill germs and help protect your home.
And if you have tried doing it yourself, you know it's a disgusting job. And then the wastewater... do you really want to dump that in your lawn or driveway?
I'm capable of doing it myself, why would I hire you?
If you can and you want to, by all means go ahead! We just want to make it easier. There's a lot of things we do that we COULD do on our own, it's just more convenient to "have a guy" for it instead of breaking our backs trying to get it done.
Especially something like this. Because you either flip it the bin on its side, get inside and scrub manually OR you use a pressure washer wand and everything sprays up in your face like a spoon under a faucet.
How do I sign up for trash can cleaning services?
1. Click one of the GREEN buttons you see on this page to upgrade to a $1 first time clean.
2. Answer some questions about your bins and how often you'd like us to come.
3. Fill out your payment questions, pay the initial fee, and you're in!
4. You'll get an email with all the information about your first clean and reminders before we come.
Is this a subscription service?
If you upgrade and join the club, we'll start billing you 30 days after your first clean. Which means you have a MONTH to tell us if you want to stay or not.
We don't have rigid contracts or anything, and you can cancel whenever you'd like.
If you DO like the service (most people do) you don't have to do anything and we'll be back in 30 days to clean again and you'll be set forever.
When will you be out to clean our cans?
The day of collection and the day after.For simplicity of notifications and scheduling, all cleanings dates are posted in alignment with the collection day of the waste hauler. We clean as many bins as we can before dark and start bright and early so nearly all of our stops are completed before noon the day after collection.
This initial clean is 10-20 days out depending on what day both your bins get picked up. After that, we'll come once every 30 days on the GOLD plan and once every 60 days on the SILVER plan. We'll arrive on your trash day or the day after.
What if my cans don't look perfect after cleaning.
Your satisfaction is our number one priority. If you don't like the service, there's no point in us being in business. That's why we're here.
Which means that if you're not satisfied for ANY reason, please let us know and we'll come back and get you squared away.
Our rig is powerful and we get your cans as clean as possible, but in some cases (like heavy paint) some stains don't go away.
If you're not happy, and we COULD have done a better job, let us know.
Do I need to be home for you to clean my bins?
No, when you get notified of your cleaning day, simply leave the bin(s) out and we will clean them, and return them up to your garage. (Up to 100 feet)
My HOA says my cans need to be put back inside right away.
If you ever have issues, please let us know and we will be glad to talk with them. Most of the time the HOA is very understanding. After all, the HOA is the one requiring you to keep your stinky bins inside. Sometimes we can even work out a discounted rate for your whole HOA.
How do I know when I am scheduled for a cleaning?
For this initial clean, we'll send an email right after you complete your order with your information.
For regular cleans as part of the membership, we'll send a day-before email reminder to leave your bins curbside after garbage pickup.
What if I need to reschedule my cleaning?
Email me directly at [email protected].
Or you can call us at 913-733-2221.
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